Acting Like a Stupid Couple the Morning After
“Kouri~ Are you ready?”
“Give me a moment, Mii-kun~”
I was already prepared for school and was waiting for Kouri at the entrance of the house. It could be considered a normal occurrence, but from today onwards I will be going to school with my wife. A married couple going to school together. This powerful phrase fills me with emotions that I can’t really express with words.
“I am ready~ You’re in a daze, did something happen to you?”
Kouri, wearing the school’s designated sailor uniform, tilts her head and looks at me in confusion. It’s not time to change to summer uniform, so she is still covered in the winter uniform that consists of a sailor uniform with a red ribbon and a black jersey.
However, such ordinary clothes somehow seem different today.
“No, I was just a little overwhelmed by the fact that we’re married.”
“T-that’s right… I am your wife now.”
The wife who became shy because of my words is so cute. If it wasn’t for school… No no, I can’t think about that.
“Today is sunny sunny, oh so very sunny~”
Walking beside me, Kouri is singing a song that I can’t quite comprehend. Certainly, it’s sunny today, however…
“By any chance, are you singing an old and popular anime song?”
“Correct answer~ I wanted to sing it since it’s so sunny today~”
Today is a clear day with no clouds. The date is 6th of April, Monday. It marks the beginning of the first semester of our third year of high school.
“A new semester starts today. Those who aren’t aware of us will be surprised.”
“We have the same family name after all. But it will be fun to see people being surprised.”
“Koutaro and Sekka will definitely say, ‘Ah, so it happened’, or something like that.”
Koutaro and Sekka are mutual friends of ours.
“Yeah. I can imagine that.”
“However. Kouri is really my wife, huh? As I thought, I still can’t believe it.”
“Eh? But I’ve already completely accepted it. Mii-kun is really mean.”
The way she pouted seemed very purposeful, but it was something I was used to.
She’ll feel better immediately if I bring her head and lean it over my shoulder.
“I don’t think it’s good to learn only these kinds of skills!”
She said, but she couldn’t suppress the slight grin of happiness on her face. Hook, line, and sinker.
“Why don’t you learn some of my skills? Here~ Here~”
I pushed my face towards her and began to rub my cheek against her’s.
Then, I proceeded to tickle around her neck.
“Hey, that tickles.”
“But it feels good, right?”
“H-hey, that tickles a lot~!”
Her voice progressively kept getting more tempting and erotic. Somehow, I started to feel a little weird as well.
“Hey. That stupid couple.”
“Yep, that’s them. Kurashiki and… Who was it again? They seem to be famous for being a stupid couple.”
“It’s poison to our eyes.”
A group of boys passed by when we were flirting with each other.
“Boo~ Boo~ Isn’t it fine being a stupid couple.”
“Right. Well, don’t think too much about it.”
If a bystander were to hear them, they would definitely be resentful.
However, she’s my beloved girlfriend… no, my wife. Why should I be reserved about expressing my love?.
We walked towards the school in this manner and ended up in front of the class change table.
“Hurray~ This time, I am in the same class as Mii-kun! This is a miracle!”
“Well, there are four classes in total, the reciprocal of 4 to the third power is 1/64. I wonder if that’s high or low…?
“I wonder if you should be giving such an ambiguous mathematical response.”
“I am happy too, you know? I’m just a bit embarrassed though…”
“What~ Mii-kun is being shy again. I wish you could just be honest~”
We began to fool around again.
Anyways, we headed to our new class. Third Year Class A.
“I am assigned to the third seat from the front on the window side.”
“Too bad. I’m the third from the front on the aisle side.”
Heaven doesn’t seem to favor us enough to put us in neighbouring seats. It’s a bummer.
“You’re still the same as ever. The two people who make a stupid couple.”
The name of the boy who called out to us is Nishino Koutarou.
He is our friend who is considerably tall and has a rather handsome face.
In addition to his facial features, he has excellent grades and various other popular factors. However, this guy isn’t interested in things like being popular. He is interested in…
“I think they’re already like a married couple, Koutaro.”
The one who followed after was Kitazato Sekka.
She is a beauty that will make you feel cold with her skin like white powdered snow that completely matches her name.
She is Koutaro’s girlfriend. Though I can’t say I’ve seen them flirting around.
“It isn’t bad to be a stupid couple. However, what do you mean by a married couple?”
“You are already like a married couple, right?”
“Did you know that we are already married?”
“Marriage? Are you pretend-playing a married couple this time?”
“No, we really got married.”
“Who married who?”
“Kouri and me.”
These words made Kotaro and Sekka freeze for a while.
The two of them screamed. They’re surprised after all.